claret on my shirt 6:04 Sun Sep 1
What player would you like to give a slap?
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I have a number but the one who stands out to me is Deli Ali just everything that is wrong with society. Deulofeu, Lingard and Rose get mentions. Outside the UK i have quite a few but Neymar would have to be top of the list.
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mashed in maryland
6:07 Sun Sep 1
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Go and do it then?
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Far Cough
6:07 Sun Sep 1
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I would double slap Neymar...
REPEATEDLY
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Bishopsfinger
6:19 Sun Sep 1
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Claret... Lingard ( after the look at me video when his bus got attacked) despise him slightly more than Alli. Only slightly.
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South West Hammer
6:26 Sun Sep 1
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Zaha, when he's sat on his arse in the penalty area with that exaggerated look of disbelief when he hasn't been awarded a penalty for his latest dive
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Vexed
6:48 Sun Sep 1
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Dele Ali is hard to beat in the 'would never tire of punching him' stakes. I'd like to beat him until he's a slimy puddle of mush.
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Cheezey Bell-End
6:55 Sun Sep 1
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Ravel Morrison.
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bruuuno
7:14 Sun Sep 1
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Pretty much anyone whu plays for England
FACT
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Cheezey Bell-End
7:25 Sun Sep 1
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The US women's team.
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Iron Duke
7:30 Sun Sep 1
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Troy Deeney....as long as he couldn't hit me back.
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billywhitehorse
7:42 Sun Sep 1
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Hard to beat Lingard, Alli and Rose.
David Luiz and Salah close behind.
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Westham67
7:47 Sun Sep 1
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Cuntwell just for his hairstyle
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yngwies Cat
8:01 Sun Sep 1
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Arnie
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Mad Dog
8:10 Sun Sep 1
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Deli cheating cunt Ali.
As hard as I possibly could as many times as possible
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mashed in maryland
8:12 Sun Sep 1
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Most if not all of these men are easily reachable on social media.
Why not just message them and arrange something?
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OneAll
8:17 Sun Sep 1
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used to proper hate jonathan walters, but seems alright off the field
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Far Cough
8:26 Sun Sep 1
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mashed, it's humourous for christ sake
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White Pony
8:31 Sun Sep 1
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Paul Pogba
Dele Alli
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Leatherhead Hammer
8:49 Sun Sep 1
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Cheezey Bell-End 7:25 Sun Sep 1
i partially agree, in that their bull dyke narcissistic co captain, megan rapinoe, should receive a a full force slap from an, in his prime, Mike Tyson.
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Too Much Too Young
8:54 Sun Sep 1
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Roy Keane.
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4ever-blowin-bubbles
9:31 Sun Sep 1
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Haller ......... but thats a slap on the back for being our player and scoring for us
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